In the spirit of the holidays, here is my version of the Grinch (disclaimer - song is all in good fun, not taking sides and no offense intended, just trying to get discussion back on college hoops)
You're a mean one, Mr. Kevin!
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Kevin!
You're a bad chicken wing
A true sour blue cheese meal!
You're a vile one, Mr. Kevin
You harangue Mr. Johnson and Grant
You have all the tender sweetness
of a bad sci-fi six foot ant, Mr. Kevin!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the bad sci-fi six foot ant!
You're a rotter, Mr. Kevin
You're the king of hateful posts
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Kevin!
Ok can we get back to basketball, please?