Hokie200proof

That was a hel1 of a game today. Imma keep that first weekend in December open.

It's a wide open race right? No clear front runner or no?

If I could quickly weigh in here... coming from a Hokie Bull perspective this is like watching one of your dear but impressionable younger siblings join a gang. I hope he doesn't die, but I can no longer call him my brother. PS: I tend to agree with skrabukes vitriol

Can we get an NSFW tag for this Jersey porn right here? You're slipping admin.

Buffalo Basketball Adds To Its NCAA Tournament Resume In A Big Way The article itself isn't nearly as back-handed as the title, but just read that again... not only is that something you'd only write for a mid or late season win for a bubble team, but let's reexamine last night's matchup... 1) Buffalo is fvcking ranked... and not eeking in near the low 20's, we are fvcking 14th. Syracuse isn't ranked in the top-25 in anything other than per capita VD cases and inflated self-worth (in the latter they are ranked 3rd in the country only behind tOSUx fans and P.J. Fleck) 2) Buffalo is fvcking undefeated. It's hard to improve your NCAA resume when you haven't lost a game. I guess Buffalo has only beaten Div. III schools and junior highs to this point? 3) SUx ain't sh1t. Syracuse hasn't been a power in basketball for a while now. This Buffalo team beating this Syracuse team is honestly nothing special. Vegas got burned again making UB a 3.5 pts dog. I want to say UB is nearly undefeated ATS. This article is almost as insulting as it is asinine.

Hard to oversell his contribution to the program. Hope his wife can recover and he can eventually return to coaching.

When we play together we win and lose, live and die together, and man oooohhhh man that was a tough one yesterday. But, it wasn't all bad. Got to see most of you there and it was awesome meeting you guys in person. V-man, let me know when you and the wife want to revisit Lane. Chubbs, it was great meeting you and Red, you've snagged a great one... was somewhat disappointed to find out I'm chubbier than ChubbyHubby, but a small price to pay to meet great folks like you. Same goes for everyone else at Beer Co. last night. Hope we can do it again next year.

Where you at boys? Clodney and I put this little accessory together and it will be with us at the meet up and through the final whistle...

Fellas... the last time I went to a Championship Game I got to do this... To ensure we get the chance to do it again, I just put this together in my hotel room with some help from clodney... It has a special little hidey hole where we can fit in a cup and drink out of it... cause if you can't drink victory brews and spirits out of your trophy it ain't sh1t. Here's the cup insert... See you all in the promised land UBrothers...

It’s been awhile… I might be rusty… and I’m a bit nervous as the stakes have never been higher. What am I talking about? I can’t overstate this… my UBrothers, we are at the dawn of an age. We are on the precipice of infinity. We are at the beginning of all that comes after. We are at the Revelation of College Football. The First Age of Beefalo has come. Do you get it now? I haven’t written one of these in more than five years and I need to come out with the greatest Two Minutes Hate to even come close to matching the severity and the reverence that this occasion deserves. Ok… there’s no more putting it off. Time to get to it. Horns up, let’s do this, UUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZzzzzzz Two Minutes Hate: NIU – MAC CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION As this must be the ultimate Two Minutes Hate, I had hoped I could borrow from some source material, but in the five minutes of research I was able to do before boarding a plane for Detroit Rock City (aka MoTown, aka the Motor City, aka the set for 8 Mile, aka where Hell’s Night became a thing because so much of the city was an abandoned tinder box, so hey, why not?), I realized I had never done a TMH on NIU. But oh my UBrothers, they are more than deserving. This has been a long, looooonnnnngggg time coming. We need to start with the most obvious reason to hate these sick puppies… 1) THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR P.J. FLECK If you are a true UBrother you already know who P.J. Fleck is, but in case you’re stealing this awesome post to republish on barstool sports, Deadspin from before 2015 or another cool sports shit-talk site, let me reintroduce the douchiest player turned coach who ever played FBS college football. I’m not even kidding… go look up “douche” in any online dictionary and if it doesn’t begin with “n. 1) P.J. Fleck”, I want you to: a) update it so it does, especially if it functions like Wikipedia and you can do stupid shit like that and b) never trust that source again… because any asshole on the internet can edit it, what a fucking useless reference site… oh right, and P.J. Fleck embodies this definition so completely and so convincingly he probably deserves his own derogatory term that’s even worse than douche, douchebag, yo-boy, fratard, poorman’s Zach Morris, collar-popping douchefag, whatever you want to call that guy who is so completely that fvcking guy, P.J. Fleck is that guy turned up to an 11. The only material I could recycle for this post was clodney’s HOF message board post about him. If you don’t know who P.J. Fleck is or why he deserves your hate perhaps more than ISIS or Trump or SIS-Gendered-Straight-White Men (we aim to speak and communicate with all audiences here on TMH), just read this sh1t right here: 2) THEIR FVCKING MASSCOT WOULD BE WELCOME AT ANY FURY CONVENTION Look at this “Huskie” and tell me he doesn’t venture onto the Dark Web on the reg, attend conferences in seedy places in Ohio and ventures online via several ghost accounts that are some variation of “HairyHusky”, “Puppy69Love” or “Do99ieStyle” to groom potential victims. I mean look… at… this… fvcking abomination: You can’t tell me that’s not, at the very least, an easy access crotch-flap costume, if not crotchless altogether. Look at that photo and tell me that creepy fvcker wouldn’t be just another deviant in the crowd here… Or here… Or… sigh… here (GD it humanity)… I… I don’t want to talk about this one anymore. It’s too disturbing and twisted even for two minutes hate. Victor E. Huskie… get help you sick puppy. But if that isn’t enough, get a load of this sh1t… This degenerate doggie is named (for the weaker of spirit and constitution I suggest sitting down before you read this)… Victor… E… Huskie Are you fvcking kidding me? I don’t have the time nor the fvcks to give to look up who came first, but there can only be on Victor E. (insert mascot or animal name), and I’ll be cold dead in the ground before I let Victor E. Huskie have it over Victor E. Bull. No fvcking way. 3) THEY’RE A DIRECTIONAL COLLEGE As a rule, we can’t respect state colleges that include a direction. Just like Central, Eastern and Western Michigan, Northern Illinois is forever the disappointing and less successful step-sister of the University that just calls itself Illinois… no direction needed. It’s pretty GD clear that from the outset of NIU’s founding they knew they’d never be a great school, and certainly no better than the University of Illinois. I… I guess this isn’t a reason to hate… more like a reason to pity. Alright, let’s back on topic… 4) EVEN IF THEY WERE THE TOP DOG IN THEIR STATE, ILLINOIS SUCKS MASSIVE DONKEY BALLS What I like about this one is I didn’t need to do any of the legwork. Nearly all of the following is borrowed from the University of Wisconsin’s resident sh1ttalkers in this article here: https://theblacksheeponline.com/wisconsin/why-your-state-sucks-illinois It’s slightly dated, but it’s still a fairly decent summary of why any sane American would sell Illinois to Canada or the Russians for a handful of shiny beads and cube of Labet Blue… and immediately feel guilty about fleecing Canada or Russia in the deal. 5) EVEN THEIR OWN STUDENTS THINK THEIR SCHOOL IS SHIT No photoshop, no fake links, just direct links to the NIU subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/NIU/comments/19nmbl/if_you_could_do_it_all_over_again_would_you/ Even they think their mascot looks like a fetish freak: Prom King Candidate trying to find some Huskies to Lego with: https://www.reddit.com/r/NIU/comments/7psatc/any_sort_of_a_lego_community_in_the_area/ If this guy got in, they have admissions standards below those of South Harmon Institute of Technology: And just as a cherry on top, among the top results when googling “Dekalb, Illinois” is its Urban Dictionary definition: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DeKalb%2C Illinois 6) NORTHERN ILLINOIS IS IN OUR WAY If you haven’t already been driven into a blind rage at this point, check your pulse. This doesn’t need to go on for another 1500 words. All you need to hate this group of feral dogs is to know that NIU is in our way. They are the next victim of the Bull Horde. They will feebly try to stop us… US… the chosen ones… the rightful rulers of CFB… the true heirs to the UBian empire. This game will be one for the ages gentlemen... this celebration will be akin to triumph of Caesar Augustus, which lasted 10 days of overflowing wine, debauchery and burnt offerings to the Gods. This will be the dawn of the age of Bull, the founding of the UBian Empire, the Bull Horde that will mount the world. This will be the day of reckoning for all who doubted the divine promise of Buffalo... and NIU shall be the first to fall.

Clodney and I are enroute. BJR, ver, chubbs, PM me (if that's still a feature?) for my cell. Would like to meet up at some point, but plans for tmr are unclear atm. Also working on a special MAC CHAMPIONSHIP edition of a new Two Minutes Hate on the plane. Should be ready soon.

Can you not edit posts anymore? This was supposed to say fellatiious, not fallacious... but autocorrect. I also get that fellatious isn't really a word, but it should be.

T.H.O.T. = that ho over there. n. 1) derogatory term for a promiscuous, fallacious or otherwise sexually permissive woman. 2) a woman who uses her looks or sexually suggestive behavior to call attention to herself, especially when appearing on twitch.tv. "Hokie slayed so many THOTs before and after that away game in Athens, he needs a tentenus booster straight to the balls"

Who's bringing the blow? Who's springing for THOTs? I'll be rolling 5's and 9's at the Greektown casinos. What are we doing for the most epic tailgate that UB has ever seen? Do I need to rent a truck and buy a keg so we actually have a tailgate to tailgate at?